I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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