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  Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.

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• That's no purse, its a cum dumpster!

  Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Oct 7, 10 at 4:24pm

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• Sooooooo what you're saying is your life is a dirty porno

  Submitted by cdroufoo on Oct 7, 10 at 2:36pm

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• Well on your way to becoming a slut for moneys I see.

  Submitted by jimmyboy on Oct 7, 10 at 2:27pm

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• snooki????

  Submitted by jessicac9165 on Oct 7, 10 at 11:29pm

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• So which do you use for social anxiety, the xanax or the sock?

  Submitted by Manupbeotch on Oct 7, 10 at 6:18pm

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• WTF?

  Submitted by archer79 on Oct 8, 10 at 12:00am

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• Purse = vagina

  Submitted by mauiwowie on Oct 7, 10 at 11:02pm

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• Sounds like my ex moved to Michigan. Hi, Abbi!

  Submitted by regalbeagle on Oct 7, 10 at 6:18pm

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• Yummy

  Submitted by lunch_box917 on Oct 7, 10 at 2:52pm

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• reminds me of a stripper up in the falls.. in her purse she had all these items and condoms and baby oil so she can take you in the back for $40 and give you a hand job

  Submitted by rico1931 on Oct 8, 10 at 2:25pm

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• Swallow

  Submitted by lah_lah on Oct 8, 10 at 2:14am

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• Uhhh wtf

  Submitted by shamrock83 on Oct 14, 10 at 2:18pm

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• With that much cum in my purse I would need to take a Xanax too

  Submitted by TwinOne13 on Oct 10, 10 at 1:27am

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• so you're trying to become a man?

  Submitted by Buskus on Oct 7, 10 at 2:39pm

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• must be a stripper..

  Submitted by rico1931 on Oct 8, 10 at 3:05pm

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• seems like an excessive amount of cum and cum accessories in one purse.

  Submitted by Shigeru75042 on Oct 8, 10 at 5:04am

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• sounds like bout half my graduating class...same area code too..hmmmm. hahah

  Submitted by detroithockey13 on Oct 8, 10 at 1:14am

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• Kristi Stadler?

  Submitted by jim_bobby45 on Apr 14, 11 at 5:33pm

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• Crew Slut (sorry Frank, RIP).

  Submitted by said8ED on Oct 7, 10 at 2:15pm

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• Give me your life please. How is this not a good night? Come on

  Submitted by G37R4P3D on Oct 7, 10 at 7:09pm

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• Michigan State has a bunch of sluts. And bad football players.

  Submitted by helovesit on Oct 9, 10 at 12:03am

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• any chance you're the mustache girl from the last 503 tfln? hahaha

  Submitted by imadinosaurbtch on Oct 8, 10 at 4:54am

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• Welcome to Loserville. Population: you!

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 8, 10 at 5:34am

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• Kristi Stadler?

  Submitted by jim_bobby45 on Apr 14, 11 at 5:35pm

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• This is why Michigan State will lose tomorrow's game. All the sluts there have drained the players dry. \nGo Blue.

  Submitted by yogamom on Oct 8, 10 at 11:56pm

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