I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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