its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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