His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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