Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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