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  • 54 31
    Submitted by deckswife on Dec 18, 11 at 12:34pm
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    this was said via text? no? i didn't think so.

  • 43 38
    Submitted by polacke on Dec 18, 11 at 12:20pm
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    oh, i'd look him or her in the eye, yell THIS IS MARRIAGE, and kick him or her out of the window.

  • 43 41
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 18, 11 at 10:57am
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    "Gee, you're really nice. If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you."

  • 38 34
    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Dec 18, 11 at 12:41pm
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    What did she do to make her throw up? Bad gag reflex? Need to work on that, let's practice, now.

  • 35 42
    Submitted by theuglyasparagus on Dec 18, 11 at 8:44pm
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    Yo not to damn iPod

  • 38 53
    Submitted by KrAzY_Mx on Dec 18, 11 at 5:28pm
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    Well I would say... Get on you knees and suck my dick now cuz this is marriage!

  • 31 49
    Submitted by theuglyasparagus on Dec 18, 11 at 8:43pm
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    Brush to damn teeth first bitch!

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    Submitted by kittle9 on Aug 20, 12 at 11:10pm
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    Text?