This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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