i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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