therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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