try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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