I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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