I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
this is an emotional support booty call
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that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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