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  • These pretzels are making me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:47am
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  • 9:03 is a virgin. And will stay that way for a very long time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 11:01pm
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  • The only way the sex was good is if the tipper was black because those colored folk never tip

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:13pm
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  • I wish I'd wake up to find 50 Cent in my bed...yum!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:10pm
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  • this was on mlia if u get both u totally win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:51pm
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  • I left 20 dollars once we were at my house and I go to work at 4 am so I left cab money. She was confused till I told her what I intended

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:46pm
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  • lol I just did this....the change accidentally fell out of my jeans! not a tip you weirdos

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:33pm
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  • you know what you should do with those 51 cents?? make one of those novelty pennies that you can find at highway rest stops.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:35pm
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  • Your only a dollar away from a swisher. Score for you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:16pm
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  • hahaha 12:35, that's what I thought when I first read this too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:31pm
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  • Yeah, he left a tip. Two rounds, plus a penny for doing such a good job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:18pm
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  • Tfln is just getting ridiculous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:12am
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  • i wouldnt brag about a 51 cent tip.. maybe 51 dollars

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:08am
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  • Lol ooooooo dats harsh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 1:52am
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  • 51 cents she must have been pretty good I only leave a quarter to call someone to cum get the cum dumpster cause women are only good for fucking then dump them cause if you don't the bitch will want to talk about feelings and the only feeling i want is the feeling of my massive dick in her ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:03pm
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  • this was on mlia if u get both u totally win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 7:54pm
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  • for 51 cents you better pray that wasnt it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:00am
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  • I'm a little teapot..... I leave a quarter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:35am
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  • he probably only gave you the tip of his dick before he realized what a skank you are. Pulled out and hit the road

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:27am
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  • thats a weak tip, you must be awful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:55am
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  • you are now in the same boat as the person a few texts later who didnt know how to answer the "sex for money" question on the egg donor form.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:09pm
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