it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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