Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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