Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
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Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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