i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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