I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
That accounts for only three of the penises
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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