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  • No, 8:59, it means you suck in bed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:55pm
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  • what if you never finish? what if you both just go for hours? never ending excapades

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:19pm
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  • That's bullshit, sometimes people just can't get off. Doesn't mean they don't have fun the entire time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:57pm
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  • this is a beautiful statement!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:49am
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  • does that mean i'm still a virgin?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:59pm
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  • well i have a lot less sex then I once thought i did, SCORE!!! its a race bitch, keep up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:51pm
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  • FANTASTIC quote!! 9:55 -- very well said, Thank you!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:03am
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  • Its more like a race.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:29am
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  • I'm pretty sure if the girl finishes and the guy passes out drunk its still considered successful that he was able to get it up in the first place and maintain the coordination to get the girl off... just tryin to stick up for those of us drunken fornicators out there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:10pm
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  • If you're only interested in the finish, then you're missing the good parts of the race.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:56pm
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  • Shit, 5:12 you and me should get together then. I'll buy you a vibrator if you want (see I'm fucking classsy). dear, 4:53

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:52pm
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  • one night stands are all about me, i just get mine. does not matter if the girl thought it sucked or not because i do not care.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:34pm
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  • Sex sucks then. I'll I'm interested in are favors.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:53pm
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  • I like this motto. And 4:51 apparently has premature ejaculation issues. You should see a doctor about that buddy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:52pm
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  • best quote ever. totally agree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:03pm
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  • No!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by adah on Jan 5, 11 at 8:39pm
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  • Well i guess i have been doing alot of favors...Being selfless sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:12pm
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  • I guess I'm just a very selfless virgin, then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:31pm
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  • "sex is like chinese dinner. it's not over until you both have your cookie."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:53pm
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  • 4:53 is so totally correct

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:11am
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  • seems like ive donee to many favors

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:49pm
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  • similar to the quote in "outside providence"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:52pm
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  • best quote ever. I WISH MY EX KNEW ABOUT THIS! then again, that's why he's the EX

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:49am
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  • I LOVE THIS!! VERY TRUE!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:58pm
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  • 4:51, nobody is gonna wanna race with you if you keep that up. eventually, it'll be just a one man race. HAVE FUN!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:03pm
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  • god, where was this quote when I was dating the two-minute man?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:53pm
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  • what if you pee? thats gotta count for something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:16am
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  • I don't care if this came from a man or a woman. I want to marry you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:02pm
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  • ^ continue to have 1 night stands because no woman will want a relationship with your selfish ass anyway.... and maybe 1 night stand doesn't apply to you so much . try 1 minute stand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:43pm
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  • thank goodness someone said it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:46am
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  • Hell yeah reppin the 913 Kansas City, Kansas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:22pm
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  • don't care. wether or not that's true i'm still a virgin :'(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:31am
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  • this might be my favorite post i've read on here. fucking truth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:57pm
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  • 7:43 and 9:55 Well played :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:11pm
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  • Wish more guys knew this little fact!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:28pm
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