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  • 75 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:55pm

    No, 8:59, it means you suck in bed

  • 73 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:19pm

    what if you never finish? what if you both just go for hours? never ending excapades

  • 60 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:57pm

    That's bullshit, sometimes people just can't get off. Doesn't mean they don't have fun the entire time.

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:49am

    this is a beautiful statement!

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:59pm

    does that mean i'm still a virgin?

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:52pm

    I like this motto. And 4:51 apparently has premature ejaculation issues. You should see a doctor about that buddy.

  • 55 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:52pm

    Shit, 5:12 you and me should get together then. I'll buy you a vibrator if you want (see I'm fucking classsy). dear, 4:53

  • 55 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:56pm

    If you're only interested in the finish, then you're missing the good parts of the race.

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:53pm

    Sex sucks then. I'll I'm interested in are favors.

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:03pm

    best quote ever. totally agree.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:34pm

    one night stands are all about me, i just get mine. does not matter if the girl thought it sucked or not because i do not care.

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:11am

    4:53 is so totally correct

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:31pm

    I guess I'm just a very selfless virgin, then.

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:12pm

    Well i guess i have been doing alot of favors...Being selfless sucks

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:02pm

    I don't care if this came from a man or a woman. I want to marry you.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:10pm

    I'm pretty sure if the girl finishes and the guy passes out drunk its still considered successful that he was able to get it up in the first place and maintain the coordination to get the girl off... just tryin to stick up for those of us drunken fornicators out there

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:53pm

    "sex is like chinese dinner. it's not over until you both have your cookie."

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:53pm

    god, where was this quote when I was dating the two-minute man?!

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:51pm

    well i have a lot less sex then I once thought i did, SCORE!!! its a race bitch, keep up

  • 55 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:52pm

    similar to the quote in "outside providence"

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:29am

    Its more like a race.

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:49am

    best quote ever. I WISH MY EX KNEW ABOUT THIS! then again, that's why he's the EX

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:58pm

    I LOVE THIS!! VERY TRUE!!!!

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:31am

    don't care. wether or not that's true i'm still a virgin :'(

  • 47 57
    Submitted by adah on Jan 5, 11 at 8:39pm

    No!!!!!!!!

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:57pm

    this might be my favorite post i've read on here. fucking truth.

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:03pm

    4:51, nobody is gonna wanna race with you if you keep that up. eventually, it'll be just a one man race. HAVE FUN!!

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:16am

    what if you pee? thats gotta count for something

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:43pm

    ^ continue to have 1 night stands because no woman will want a relationship with your selfish ass anyway.... and maybe 1 night stand doesn't apply to you so much . try 1 minute stand.

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:49pm

    seems like ive donee to many favors

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:46am

    thank goodness someone said it!

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:11pm

    7:43 and 9:55 Well played :)

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:03am

    FANTASTIC quote!! 9:55 -- very well said, Thank you!!

  • 47 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 1:22pm

    Hell yeah reppin the 913 Kansas City, Kansas

  • 41 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:28pm

    Wish more guys knew this little fact!!