you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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