He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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