Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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