im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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