its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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