Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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