You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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