Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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