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  I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.

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  (304): I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable. http://tfl.nu/ox4w
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  Submitted by Ritard on Dec 26, 11 at 2:43pm

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  Now your family either thinks you have the runs or your going to blow lines

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  Submitted by Dr_Rod on Dec 26, 11 at 1:51pm

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  Alcoholic AND genius\nDont forget to sanitize the toilet seat with the booze....

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  Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 27, 11 at 3:05am

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  I pissed in one of them just to keep it interesting, happy hunting.

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