Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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