the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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