sorry about calling you the devil all night.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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