If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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