i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
worst night to have a conscience
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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