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  • 68 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:31pm

    Dude, I think you fucked a unicorn.

  • 58 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:43pm

    Nobody is making a Twilight joke? Robert Pattinson is a rapist.

  • 59 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:33am

    You should always be pissed about glitter, you'll be finding that stuck to you for months now.,.no matter how often you clean your sheets

  • 52 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:48pm

    semen is grows? hm. you dont say. oh please tell us more about this "grows" semen. lmao

  • 44 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:54pm

    The con to having a glitter dick howver the pro is having glitter spew from a orifice

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:34pm

    I would love to have sex with big tone I want to ride his rock hard cock. God big tone won't you make me moan and scream your name. -Emery

  • 44 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 6:13pm

    This is stupid. A Chick wouldn't be mad about glitter and happy about semen. A Guy this idiotic would always have semen in his bed from jacking it non-stop.

  • 44 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:19am

    Stop fucking vampires.

  • 42 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:24pm

    This text makes me curious. What if the glitter wasn't hers? Isn't there a slim possibility she might've had a threesome with another girl and a guy?

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:03pm

    If the OP is a guy all the semen should be in her mouth -- doesn't leave a mess to clean up

  • 39 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:55pm

    Hahaha DISCO STICK look it up.. Wikipedia after dark

  • 40 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:47pm

    no girl is proud of semen in her bed. semen is grows and dries all clear and crusty! glitter makes me think it was a kindergartner with elmer's.

  • 38 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:22pm

    @4:17 you are a vaginal discharge

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:06am

    I would be pissed off that some guy shoots glitter!!!!

  • 33 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:54pm

    weird. same scenario here atm. I'd say proud,

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:24pm

    you fucked robert pattinson?

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:44pm

    I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:50am

    Holy fuck... who ever posted this Text... was there a bonfire that night too?

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:32pm

    ummm... is there any chance you unknowingly slept with another guy?

  • 23 22
    Submitted by Nero905 on Aug 10, 11 at 6:32pm

    If you have sex it goes in the girl. If you masturbate it goes in the bed.. Congrats..

  • 28 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:04pm

    Freon = quiet guy!

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:18pm

    LOL! you live in or around Cockford (rockford) Illinois! haha go 815! this bitch is prolly a whore... and because her vag looks like a granny's old saggy tits, she had to use CLITTER (youtube it) to make it look good... so semen... glitter... yup... it explains it all!

  • 32 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 8:17pm

    Hey people! Thith ith quiet guy. I jith wanna tell ally fanth that I wathn't really gone! You are all thilly people! I'm thtaying ath long ath the man above allowth me. Hugth and kitheth Tqgitc

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:06pm

    if there's anything i hate its losing, if there's any two things i hate, its losing, and getting cancer

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:40am

    Don't believe them! They're not really vampires!

  • 12 26
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Apr 22, 12 at 8:21am

    Just fucking wash your sheets.