so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
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honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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