East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So many bounce houses so little time
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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