I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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