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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:37pm

    Not at the table Carlos.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:16pm

    Aww..a single tear wiped away.....and replaced by a glistening drop of precum

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:10pm

    Gentlemen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:49pm

    In Soviet Russia, tear wipes boner off your face.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:13pm

    I wish my boner would cheer up women. All it does is make them angry.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:40am

    I'm a girl and I like it when I'm sleeping and I can feel my boyfriends boner underneath

  • 86 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:37pm

    Does anyone else want to buy this t-shirt?

  • 70 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 8:24pm

    Hahahah vvvv Agreed

  • 73 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:37pm

    Zack horton is a fagget

  • 76 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:09pm

    I wish it was always that easy

  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:16pm

    It looks like we have a situation -the situation

  • 79 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:00pm

    Raping and raped don't have 2 ps assholes

  • 69 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:53am

    See now I think that's a neat idea

  • 78 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:13pm

    I heard rapping girls makes them very upset

  • 76 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:17pm

    Boss.

  • 77 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:46pm

    I love when naked Asians jump out of my trunk Nd beat me with a crowbar.

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:01pm

    I love 8:16

  • 68 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 9:41am

    Wow

  • 59 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 30, 10 at 12:44am

    Huntsvegas represent!

  • 69 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:38pm

    No. It's a satchel. Indiana Jones has one.

  • 63 61
    Submitted by BluSparc on Feb 2, 10 at 9:21pm

    I guess that might cheer me up too, hahaha

  • 57 49
    Submitted by disbeesmahface on Jan 31, 10 at 5:03pm

    Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah!

  • 57 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:14pm

    Hahahahahahahahaha

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:12pm

    Poooohoooo(:

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:40pm

    Dude your a beast hahaha

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:07pm

    classY

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:21am

    In soviet Russia tears wipe boners off with you!

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:07pm

    turds?

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:46am

    Damn 12:21 that's depressing

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:10pm

    Yure assis juzt gotted speld chekded!!!

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:41am

    Damn that's awesome. I bet u cummed all over it after huh?

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Wildcatratatat on Jan 25, 10 at 2:38am

    Hhahaha yesssss. So perfect.

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:11pm

    9:46 haha it happens to me all the time then I find a tiger in my bathroom

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:55pm

    You wanna fuuuck onnn meee!!!!!

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:21am

    I'm jealous...my boner makes girls cry :(

  • 62 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:46pm

    Was she crying because you had just rapped her?

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:48pm

    Let's torch all this shit. -Stu

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:35pm

    Word to the 256!!!

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:16pm

    Yayy anyone who tries to say first is not first! Hahahaha

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:19pm

    8:46 and 9:13 FAIL

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:51pm

    This text isn't completely fucked up or anything..

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:22pm

    Texts like this make me love Alabama. 256 rocks

  • 59 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:04am

    I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:06am

    I know that would cheer me up :)

  • 53 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:08pm

    10:11 the last time I found a tiger in my bathroom Miike Tyson punched me in the face while singing in the air of the night

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:45pm

    Dis her pussy get wet then too?

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 10:17pm

    I'm pretty sure this exact same text was posted a few months ago.

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:04am

    Who Dat ?! ~ Premeau

  • 30 51
    Submitted by gradguy2011 on Jun 8, 11 at 8:14pm

    Bahahah! That would cheer anyone up!!!

  • 21 42
    Submitted by Nero905 on Sep 26, 11 at 4:45pm

    You sir are a gentleman.