Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
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He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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