Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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