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  • 101 33
    Submitted by Thompson11 on Jun 21, 12 at 5:35pm
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    It's HIS bed. He's not leaving your ass there. He'll be back with condoms, and you owe him a thank you.

  • 92 41
    Submitted by porksword on Jun 21, 12 at 3:28pm
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    He's getting floor wax for your stairs.

    • 23 31
      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 22, 12 at 1:00am
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      I'm devastatingly disappointed in you porksword. this is just awful

      • 21 24
        Submitted by porksword on Jun 22, 12 at 6:50am
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        It's a joke, it's supposed to be awful.

        • 20 30
          Submitted by ck24 on Jun 22, 12 at 9:42pm
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          make it multiple stair cases just to be extra sure....

    • 19 26
      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 22, 12 at 9:58pm
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      highly impractical, he'd have to wait several weeks to make that work in any way. She could fall off a cliff and still get pregnant from yesterday's sex

      • 20 21
        Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 22, 12 at 10:00pm
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        little wiggly bastards live a week

  • 54 31
    Submitted by haliganbar on Jun 21, 12 at 5:09pm
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    Doesn't matter. Still got it in.

  • 51 26
    Submitted by PHD1026 on Jun 21, 12 at 5:56pm
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    Buttsex

  • 46 29
    Submitted by Kaylib2514 on Jun 21, 12 at 2:47pm
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    WOW!!! What a guy you got there. But hey have to give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he went to get some condoms. Let's hope anyways!!!

  • 21 25
    Submitted by for_realsies on Jun 24, 12 at 8:14am
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    plan B in the am would be equally effective....& wouldn't leave u hanging... someone should have gone home with a boy scout instead, lol

  • 21 26
    Submitted by satanslilhelper on Jun 22, 12 at 8:46pm
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    no worries, its 307. the nearest store is an hour away

  • 27 38
    Submitted by Panicsdisaster on Jun 21, 12 at 5:49pm
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    Looks like a rubber run.

  • 28 43
    Submitted by Poseidon170 on Jun 21, 12 at 2:45pm
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    Of course he is, he just got caught in traffic...

  • 23 38
    Submitted by Tigah_Lily on Jun 21, 12 at 8:11pm
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    I hope he's coming back w rubbers, cause if that was me I'd just have to get the job done myself...lol

  • 20 35
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 22, 12 at 7:49am
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    I'd fall asleep.

  • 20 47
    Submitted by souljehr on Jun 22, 12 at 10:54am
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    uh, just pull out....

    • 19 29
      Submitted by TexasYankee7 on Jun 22, 12 at 8:01pm
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      That's how you got here

    • 17 23
      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 22, 12 at 9:56pm
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      The quick get it out method didn't fail like the pill, condoms, diaphram, did. WIld and crazy but true. Staying fat worked best out of everything both because of the obvious and because many women are not fertle when bigger.