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  • Submitted by porksword on Oct 10, 11 at 4:16pm

    He wants to have a vagina? Tell him there's an operation.

  • Submitted by poopyface12 on Oct 10, 11 at 7:03pm

    What exactly is the proper hand placement to grab a vag?

  • Submitted by Bubula on Oct 10, 11 at 3:59pm

    *backhand to his face* this is mine, and if you want to keep visiting privileges, you'll keep your fucking hands off til asked

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    Submitted by prettyroundbrown on Oct 10, 11 at 11:17pm

    I tell my man it's his all the time. Anytime.

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 10, 11 at 10:29pm

    He was screaming "this is mine" because the gravity of your cavernous vag sucked his arm in when he tried to grab it, and wouldn't let go....so "this" was his arm.

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    Submitted by Nero905 on Oct 10, 11 at 6:40pm

    Why would he wanna have that old thing?

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    Submitted by 2144571774 on Oct 10, 11 at 11:19pm

    That asshole! Didn't you tell him I already called it first?

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    Submitted by bollywoodflow on Oct 10, 11 at 4:48pm

    Possessive..Rrrr;)..just kidding, EWH.

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    Submitted by JJdoggie on Oct 10, 11 at 5:51pm

    What is he 12?

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    Submitted by JuggsaPoppin on Oct 10, 11 at 9:43pm

    Could have been worse....he could have "marked his territory" and peed in it >_<

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    Submitted by CAlexanderGreat on Oct 10, 11 at 4:20pm

    Ball. Man has ball

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    Submitted by Das70sKid on Oct 10, 11 at 3:11pm

    That would only be true if he is your boyfriend. Slap him if he is a drunk buddy xD