...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
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If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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