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  • Submitted by wearee4k on Apr 26, 11 at 3:28pm

    i wish every girl was like this.

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      Submitted by danofballs on Apr 26, 11 at 4:24pm

      every girl is like this. at least all the girls I've been with. you must be doing something wrong.

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        Submitted by EMTPirate on Apr 27, 11 at 2:41am

        I don't see what I mess up. I put my tinny\nTiny penis in, cum immediately, then cry for about 5 minutes over my failure as a man.

  • Submitted by TheNewRule on Apr 26, 11 at 6:43pm

    Rule 78: if all girls were like this, guys would never stay in relationships. They'd just get with girls to break up....

  • Submitted by tsoptsrif on Apr 26, 11 at 5:15pm

    It's a trap!

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    Submitted by stevebauer on Apr 26, 11 at 3:48pm

    OP is a guy

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    Submitted by shesakillswitch on Apr 28, 11 at 12:53am

    I told my husband if we divorce I want that as part of the settlement.

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    Submitted by Bain on Apr 26, 11 at 3:31pm

    I second that

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    Submitted by iso on Apr 27, 11 at 2:55pm

    WTF I live in 903 and never met a girl like that. Too religious here for me.

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      Submitted by sparky42 on Apr 27, 11 at 6:35pm

      either you aren't meeting the right people, or you're doing something wrong. I've loved east texas since I moved here from htown a year ago xD and I'm def not religious lol

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    Submitted by TheRook on Apr 27, 11 at 11:28am

    I dont know why everyone loves this one so much... I wouldnt want an ex to claim my dick on weekends... isnt that the time the OP is trying for new ladies and doesnt want to be locked up?

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    Submitted by mastergrappler on Apr 27, 11 at 12:25am

    East Texas!!! Woot.

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    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Apr 26, 11 at 11:14pm

    Are you the pizza box girl from craigslist? ;D

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    Submitted by madisonnicole10 on Apr 27, 11 at 1:20am

    903 ftw!!

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    Submitted by bulala on May 2, 11 at 6:05am

    why I love Tyler... and my friends :-)

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    Submitted by Applet on Apr 26, 11 at 5:25pm

    That's hot.

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    Submitted by BiggestAsshole on Apr 26, 11 at 6:55pm

    Agree to this!

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    Submitted by Phys on Apr 26, 11 at 4:14pm

    Greatest deal ever!

  • Submitted by sparky42 on Apr 26, 11 at 6:50pm

    to all the guys that want a girl like this, my girlfriend posted this. I love you summer :)

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      Submitted by 1n1_4now on Apr 26, 11 at 7:38pm

      No dude, she didn't. This was posted by a girl with a love for a supreme cock, not your shriveled stump. But way to point out how your gf is a whore.

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        Submitted by sparky42 on Apr 26, 11 at 7:44pm

        just for me, bro :) sorry you can't get a girl who loves you AND your cock.

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          Submitted by 1n1_4now on Apr 27, 11 at 2:07am

          Well your "gf" is from Texas and they do execute the mentally retarded, so I guess we can't hope for much.

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            Submitted by sparky42 on Apr 27, 11 at 10:54am

            I've lived in texas my whole life and I've never heard of an executed retard. bt if we did, then by your logic she and I are obviously fine. otherwise we would have been killed by now. I would suggest you never visit though, you'd be in the chair pretty damn quick.

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              Submitted by 1n1_4now on Apr 27, 11 at 3:30pm

              Dude google: "texas executes the retarded" There are thousands of stories. Yes your state is famous for executing the retarded. Not saying you two are retarded, just that you come from a state notorious for bad decisions. I spent 7 months in Texas for Air Force training. Not a fan of the state.

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    Submitted by urallstupid on Apr 26, 11 at 5:05pm

    Deal!

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    Submitted by wh0aitzsarah on Apr 27, 11 at 12:59pm

    Omg! This totally happened to me almost three months ago and we're still fuckbuddies. Best decision I ever made.

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    Submitted by iso on Apr 27, 11 at 7:33pm

    Only place to go in SS is chili's. After a while even that place blows.