Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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