dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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