i just google imaged poop.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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