I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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