I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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