I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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