he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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